Please honey - Pretty Please!!!!!!!

Conversation Between Lovers Freddie and Markie - AKA FARKIE

"Please Markie - Honey Please I won't be able to sleep with you again tonight, last week it took three days to scrub you and get the STINK out. Please baby lets go home"

Freddy Kuffsoon

Confucius Says -

"Man who slaps freddy Kissoon, must wash hand THREE times with dettol"

When Freddy was born the Doctor Slapped his Mother!

This is a face only a mother would love - IF SHE WAS BLIND

One of those great doctors at Public Hospital made a mistake when Freddy was being delivered and aborted Freddy and Kept the afterbirth.

Freddy your speech impediment could healed by stopping kissing glenn lall batty.

I vex cause i shudda be the liquidator

It shudda been me Bharat, it shudda been me. I coulda been a contender. Why it always gotta to be you Bharat

I'm a Skunt

Angela Singh you win, Balwant Persaud is not a Skunt, Computer Thief, Backtracker, Vote Rigger.

He is a Complete Saint. Let the Canonization Begin.

Coalition Leaders

The buzz is that we will have a coalition of opposition parties. Here is list of possible cabinet members and their expertise. Some of them are multi-talented. They are awe inspiring!

Raphael Trotman – Wife Beating and Backstabbing

Khemraj Ramjattan – Duty Free Concession Selling

Freddie Kissoon – Shit Eating and Writing

CN Sharma – Raping and Witness Tampering

Robert Corbin – Raping and Vote Rigging

Balwant Persaud – Computer Thiefing and Backtracking

Debra Backer – Bank Robbing

Chris Ram – Bookscooking, Extorting, Wife Beating and Pubic Hair Plucking

Peter Ramsaroop – Peeping and Plantain Chip Making

Sheila Holder – Bitching

Mark Benschop - Protesting, Witness Tampering and Assholing

I could forge any document!

Top 10 Reasons why I should be SKUNT of the Week

10. I’m so useless the PNC got rid of me

9. I lied to the Canadian government to get Asylum for Romel Jagroop

8. I won 2 out of 967 of my frivolous immigration cases

7. I extort money from poor people with visa promises

6. I rob students of their dreams and money with student visa promises

5. I rob Jaipaul Jaikarran 1.2M Dollars

4. I rob Nadira Mohan 1M Dollars

3. I’m a master forger I forged the acceptance letter of Humber College

2. I’m upset because my PPP friends turn their backs on me, when they found out I was a criminal.

1. If only I was smart as Winston, Ashni and Bharrat, I could have been a contender.

Skunt of the Week - Sasenarine Singh

Top 10 Reasons why I'm a Skunt!

10 - I beat up my wife.

9 - I put her and our children out of the house.

8 - Took her back when I find out she get government scholarship.

7 - Got fired from all 27 jobs they gave me.

6 - Got her pregnant when there was a chance, that she may not take me to Manchester.

5 - I applied for the Minister of Finance job.

4- I suffer from delusions of grandeur.

3- Turned against government when they refused to pay for my Phd.

2 - I'll do anything to get power even join the evil PNC and opportunistic AFC.

1 - I'm consumed by bitterness and can't control myself - "Corbin please take me"

Mark Big Skunt Benschop

Mark Benschop made G$5m by selling the Innocence of a seven year old girl. C.N. the Rapist Sharma paid his victims G20M and Mark got G$5M as the facilitator.

Sharma Bribes Rape Victims!

Presidential aspirant C.N. Sharma, today with the help of Mark Benchop, paid his accusers G$20m. The victims will now refuse to give evidence against C.N. Sharma. Sources have informed us that the deal was made in Mark Benchop's office. More to come late.

Ena Ram Needs Our Help!

Dear Friends,

I have always judged other women, especially when they have been abused and they continued sleeping with the enemy. I judged, until it started happening to me. Christopher Ram on many occasion beat me to a pulp, the punches were not gentler, even when I was pregnant. The strange thing about abuse is that the physical marks fade, the pain eases but memories remain. At first, I justified it, maybe Chris had a bad day at work, maybe the government was after him, but he would beat me for not combing my hair or wearing the nice dress. The beatings would be extra brutal when I confronted him with his infidelity.

I wanted to leave but then we had children, I thought maybe the courts could help us, but Chris knew every lawyer and judge, so I won't get a fair hearing. One day I decided to leave, after the beating he told me he would stop supporting the children.

The children took my side, and he started to beat them too since only "antimen" would support their mother.

I was stuck, I can't get a fair trial and he would stop supporting my children what could a mother do. Thats when I stop judging abused women. They have to think about themselves but most importantly they have to think about their children.

After the kids got older, I filed for divorce in 2001, Chris became even more abusive. After he realized that I was serious and the blows had no effect he went after my boys. He then realized that he was the enemy in his own house and everyone was terrified of him. so he shipped us off to Florida.

So when you see a woman in an abusive relationship, don't judge her, help her by finding out her circumstances.

I will now be judged, why am I enjoying the the elaborate lifestyle provided by Chris Ram, I'm still trapped. I went to the Queens Birthday Party, where the Ambassador spoke about spousal abuse, but more importantly about violence against women. Only if he knew how Chris Ram one of his prominent invitees threats his wife and children.

I have included excerpts of my divorce filings. In my next letter I will describe the infidelity.

Don't Judge, Don't say it can't happen to you, Just help.

I have attached excerpts of my divorce filings.

Ena

Abuse Exposed!

My name is Ena, I'm the abused wife of Chris Ram. In the coming weeks I will expose how evil and abusive he has been to me and our children. All will be revealed in the Divorce Affidavit.

Everything including how he kicked me in my belly when I was pregnant and how he wanted to pluck the hair off my Vagina with a tweeser and how he almost drove our son to suicide. All will be revealed. I was not happy in these pictures. He threatened to stop paying for the children's education and upkeep. I had to pretend we had a good marriage, but inside I was dying. We are all scared of him. He threatens and abuses us then in bouts of remorse he would buy us things. You will see the real Chris Ram soon.

Bow to me - I'm the Belatedly Matriculated Attorney at Law!

i want to be like Daddy

I'm the original GANGSTA!

Ram creams off fees while frustrating investors

Dear Editor, This matter is now over a decade old and reveals that Ram frustrated the sale of the hotel to frustrate legitimate investors, while creaming off huge fees as receiver/ manager. Recent reports in the media indicated that Chief Executive Officer Paul Stephenson, of the Cara Hotels, told Chief Justice Ian Chang SC, that while his company was attempting to purchase the Tower Hotel which was up for sale, Christopher Ram prevented him from doing so by refusing to open the tenders at the eventual closing date. Stephenson, who has a string of hotels in the Caribbean, was still giving evidence in support of the writ brought against Ram personally and in his capacity as receiver- manager, Hotel Tower, Limited. Stephenson is also seeking damages in excess of $ 1 million for the aforesaid and breach of contract. It is reported that Christopher Ram was responsible for managing the hotel and its sale to liquidate a debt owed to Bank of Nova Scotia. Ram in November, 1999 publicly published a Request for Proposals for Hotel Tower and invited bids for the said hotel. Cara Hotels complied with the tender requirements. It is reported that Ram, on more than one occasion, changed the closing date for tenders to the prejudice of the plaintiffs and acted in an unfair and uncommercial manner in respect of the tender process. Perhaps he should publish the details of all the fees earned on this job and the reasons for the long and protracted period of management. Come on Ram. Try and be open and transparent on this one. Yours faithfully, Robert Maxwell.

I'm Chris "The Don" Ram

Do you like my ride?

This is how Gangstas Roll!

I'm laughing all the way to the Bank!

These are the Lil " Chris Don Ram's"

THIS IS HOW I SPENT THE HOTEL TOWER MONEY

Business Gangster

Dear Editor,

In societies where there is an organised criminal mafia, there is one standard modus operandi. Members of that society are harassed and subjected to all manner of thuggery, until they succumb to the pressure, subject themselves to the mafia, and start paying protection money to the members of that mafia. Then, they stop being harassed. In Guyana, there is no mafia, but there is an individual who practises the same methods as the mafia, but in the corporate world. I refer to no other than Guyana’s very own, Mr Know- It- All, Mr Holier- Than- Thou, Mr Belatedly- Matriculated- Attorney- at- Law, Christopher Ram. What has Mr Ram’s methodology been over the years? Using the free medium of a column space provided compliments of Stabroek News, Mr Ram has lambasted every company who is not a client of his account ing firm, accusing them of all manner of things, most of which are easily debunked, but which nobody ever has the time to bother to respond to. But, he continues to lambast the executives of companies, the managers, and anybody connected with the companies. Until when? With what aim? To what end? Well, the answers to those questions are found in the fact that he hardly ever seems to write about companies that are current cli ents of his accounting firm. And, if he does, it is not in the scathing critical terms that he writes about clients of other accounting firms. So, the implication is simple. If you are a fee- paying client of his and you pay him hefty fees, it appears that you enjoy protection from his poisonous pen. If you don’t pay him hefty fees, it appears that you will receive the brunt of his venom.

The lesson of all of this: Mr Fip Motilall and Synergy Holdings, time to change your accounting firm. And, while you are at it, time to change your lawyers too, and recruit the recently matriculated junior counsel. Although it might be a bitter pill to succumb to corporate gangsterism, it might be the surest way to get the corporate gangster off your back, even if it costs you a penny or two, as it surely will. No wonder he had to be sued over his handling of the Hotel Tower liquidation. Yours sincerely,

Dave Martindale

Statement

AFC caught up in Pornography Scandal

POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICE

Police Headquarters, Eve Leary, Georgetown

Tel: 225-5401 or 227-2685

Email: propolice247@yahoo.ca

PRO: 2/1 May 18, 2010

News Editors,

PRESS STATEMENT

Acting on information received the police obtained and executed a search warrant on a building owned by Mr. Peter Ramsaroop at 261 Forshaw and New Garden Streets, Queenstown, Georgetown, yesterday.

The building houses several apartments and the police were only able to access one occupied by Nicole Ming, female, 19 years, the sole occupant. The search revealed the existence of three covert cameras. One hidden in a clock on the wall that obtains a panoramic view of the apartment, another hidden in a radio in the bathroom and a third focusing on her bed.

Nicole Ming indicated that she rented the apartment about two months ago from Mr. Peter Ramsaroop and about a week ago he requested that she leave her keys as he had to fix an electrical problem and on her return she observed an instrument on the wall with a light flashing.

She also stated that about two weeks ago she had replaced a battery in the clock in which one of the cameras was found and the camera was not affixed at that time and complained that Mr. Peter Ramsaroop may have been recording her.

The police became suspicious that Mr. Ramsaroop may be in possession of pornography and may be distributing pornography and consequently obtained warrants to search his apartment as well as his office at Land of Canaan, East Bank Demerara. At the time he was overseas and upon his return on May 17, 2010, the warrants were executed in his presence by the police who seized two computer hard drives and a digital video recorder from his apartment and two computer hard drives from his office.

Mr. Peter Ramsaroop has denied the allegations of possession and distribution of pornography and indicated in a written statement that he once used the apartment to house an office for his employees when he installed cameras and did not remove all of the cameras when he rented it to Nicole Ming.

He is currently on $20,000.00 cash bail pending investigations.

Ivelaw Whittaker

Public Relations & Press Officer

Chris Jackbatty Ram

Top Reasons why I'm a Skunt!

10. Banishing my wife to Miami and controlling her allowance makes me a real man.
9. Using privileged information from my former clients makes them scare me.
8. Threatening potential clients with my fact lacking articles gets me business.
7. I'm loyal to my criminal clients I would never bad mouth or attack them in my columns.
6. When I was the receiver of Tower Hotel, I stole millions. Ask Cara ask Scotia.

5. I attack the Government because, I should be running the country and not Dr. Jagdeo
4. I would accept the position of junior junior deputy deputy deputy deputy junior junior

assistant to the director of budget.

3. Kicking my wife in the stomach when she is pregnant empowers me.
2. Fucking the young girls in my office is how I manwhore sorry mentor.
1. I'm Guyanese they can't deport me like they did in Grenada.

Ramjattan is our Skunt of the Week

Top 10 Reasons Why I'm a Skunt!

10. I'm a traitor

9. I sold my duty free concession

8. I defend drug dealers

7. I took campaign donations from Pepperman

6. I'm in bed with the PNC

5. I'm uglier than Odinga

4. I'm only loyal to Duke Street

3. I'm a good bringer and carrier of news

2. My wife think I watching other women when I'm watching her

1. I hired DICK and GET COCK