Saturday, March 27, 2010

Chris Jackbatty Ram

Top Reasons why I'm a Skunt!
10. Banishing my wife to Miami and controlling her allowance makes me a real man.
9.
Using privileged information from my former clients makes them scare me.
8.
Threatening potential clients with my fact lacking articles gets me business.
7.
I'm loyal to my criminal clients I would never bad mouth or attack them in my columns.
6.
When I was the receiver of Tower Hotel, I stole millions. Ask Cara ask Scotia.
5. I attack the Government because, I should be running the country and not Dr. Jagdeo
4.
I would accept the position of junior junior deputy deputy deputy deputy junior junior
assistant to the director of budget.
3. Kicking my wife in the stomach when she is pregnant empowers me.
2.
Fucking the young girls in my office is how I manwhore sorry mentor.
1.
I'm Guyanese they can't deport me like they did in Grenada.