Thursday, July 8, 2010

Coalition Leaders

The buzz is that we will have a coalition of opposition parties. Here is list of possible cabinet members and their expertise. Some of them are multi-talented. They are awe inspiring!

Raphael Trotman – Wife Beating and Backstabbing

Khemraj Ramjattan – Duty Free Concession Selling

Freddie Kissoon – Shit Eating and Writing

CN Sharma – Raping and Witness Tampering

Robert Corbin – Raping and Vote Rigging

Balwant Persaud – Computer Thiefing and Backtracking

Debra Backer – Bank Robbing

Chris Ram – Bookscooking, Extorting, Wife Beating and Pubic Hair Plucking

Peter Ramsaroop – Peeping and Plantain Chip Making

Sheila Holder – Bitching

Mark Benschop - Protesting, Witness Tampering and Assholing

4 comments:

  1. Balwant Persaud is also an election rigger as he rigged the 1997 elections in favour of the PPP using his computer skills and two of his employees who were programmers at the Elections Office, Mr. Bart and Mr. Benfield.
    just ask Doodnauth Singh who was Elections Commissioner at the time.
    Balwant's son and Randy Deepoo were also involved in rigging the elections for the PPP/C.

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  2. Love these profiles. Is this a wide assortment of talent waiting to take over the Governance of the country? What are we going to have a government of the morally and criminally insane?

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  3. They could take their special talents to the History Channel and film several episodes of Gangland.

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  4. remeber corbin also stole some money that he was suppose to buy a barge with up to date they location of the barge or the money cannot be found

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