Please honey - Pretty Please!!!!!!!

Conversation Between Lovers Freddie and Markie - AKA FARKIE

"Please Markie - Honey Please I won't be able to sleep with you again tonight, last week it took three days to scrub you and get the STINK out. Please baby lets go home"

Freddy Kuffsoon

Confucius Says -

"Man who slaps freddy Kissoon, must wash hand THREE times with dettol"

When Freddy was born the Doctor Slapped his Mother!

This is a face only a mother would love - IF SHE WAS BLIND

One of those great doctors at Public Hospital made a mistake when Freddy was being delivered and aborted Freddy and Kept the afterbirth.

Freddy your speech impediment could healed by stopping kissing glenn lall batty.