EMILE MERVIN THE Dead Beat Dad

I'm Erwin Mervin (in picture)My Father Emile Mervin abandoned me in 1988. He promises to send money but never does, he promises barrels but none ever arrives. He said things bad in America with economic crisis. Yet he has time to to write shit all day for Kaieteur News. He should find a second job and send me some money. I think he still sends money for his three concubines in Charlestown. Daddy could you please send me the $20 per month you promised. I will go and complain to Uncle Glen and Adam.

Charged for Drunk Driving

Colin Ming MD of Mings Products and Services and Brother of Stanley Ming was charged this week with Dangerous and Drunk Driving. He crashed into another Vehicle around Conversation Tree. Freddy why don't you report on this also, instead of your one sided hate-filled biased incoherent rants.

Please honey - Pretty Please!!!!!!!

Conversation Between Lovers Freddie and Markie - AKA FARKIE

"Please Markie - Honey Please I won't be able to sleep with you again tonight, last week it took three days to scrub you and get the STINK out. Please baby lets go home"

Freddy Kuffsoon

Confucius Says -

"Man who slaps freddy Kissoon, must wash hand THREE times with dettol"

When Freddy was born the Doctor Slapped his Mother!

This is a face only a mother would love - IF SHE WAS BLIND

One of those great doctors at Public Hospital made a mistake when Freddy was being delivered and aborted Freddy and Kept the afterbirth.

Freddy your speech impediment could healed by stopping kissing glenn lall batty.

I vex cause i shudda be the liquidator

It shudda been me Bharat, it shudda been me. I coulda been a contender. Why it always gotta to be you Bharat

I'm a Skunt

Angela Singh you win, Balwant Persaud is not a Skunt, Computer Thief, Backtracker, Vote Rigger.

He is a Complete Saint. Let the Canonization Begin.

Coalition Leaders

The buzz is that we will have a coalition of opposition parties. Here is list of possible cabinet members and their expertise. Some of them are multi-talented. They are awe inspiring!

Raphael Trotman – Wife Beating and Backstabbing

Khemraj Ramjattan – Duty Free Concession Selling

Freddie Kissoon – Shit Eating and Writing

CN Sharma – Raping and Witness Tampering

Robert Corbin – Raping and Vote Rigging

Balwant Persaud – Computer Thiefing and Backtracking

Debra Backer – Bank Robbing

Chris Ram – Bookscooking, Extorting, Wife Beating and Pubic Hair Plucking

Peter Ramsaroop – Peeping and Plantain Chip Making

Sheila Holder – Bitching

Mark Benschop - Protesting, Witness Tampering and Assholing